He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
