sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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