smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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