I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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