i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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