I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Randomize
