im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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