Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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