I molested 6 butterflies tonight
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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