i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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