Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
what day is it and did you see me today?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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