Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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