am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
honey bunches of taint.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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