are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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