Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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