I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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