I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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