we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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