don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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