The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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