Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Let's get the cat blown out
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
