Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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