Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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