Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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