Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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