Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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