dude i'm inner monologue high
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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