So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
