he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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