i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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