FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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