If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
She needs sedatives and a leash
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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