maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
BRING THE BAGELS
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
And then he peed in my hair
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