is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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