Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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