He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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