Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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