Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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