So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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