His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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