and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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