I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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