'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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