Your dad touched me again.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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