Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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