I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Boobs are out for the taking
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
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