The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
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