did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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