The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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