I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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