thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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