a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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