Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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