Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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