she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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