YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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