Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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