Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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