If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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