but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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