We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Girls should come with a carfax report
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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